So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

You don't have to take your clothes off anymore — I'm going to fuck you until you squirt

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Chubby knows that she will not be left without an orgasm, so she waits for it

If you dreamt about sex, it means that soon you will definitely be fucked by someone

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you